Carmen Ciricillo Show

Valet Violation, Little Flippers, and Lazy Talk | CCS#43

Carmen talks about how he feels valets always bully him when going out, about his struggle to think of a gift better for his wife than the flippers his wife gave him, and how reverse-psychology will be his downfall.
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Anal-Alagy & Jesus Christ Superstar

Carmen asks Mike why he'd want to become more successful because it means more work, reveals to Mike how he can see the future, and about how his wife is scared because of a dream where Carmen realized he was the messiah.
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Sipping Bong Water, Dr. Fat Fingers & Baby Liver Failure | CCS#41

Does Carmen know the difference between vapes and bongs? Carmen decides to get rid of his dentist because his fingers are too fat, and Carmen talks about the time he put his baby in a tank with blindfolds on.
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5 stages of Weird & Subtle-Tees | CCS#40

Covid has forced Carmen into watching other people with real jobs on T.V, and Carmen wishes that being short could be considered a super power, but Tall Mike says no. Do serial killers consult each,other on where to buy their knives? What does evil look like, and how people with face tattoos love kitties. Carmen tells Mike about his new business idea on how to get strangers to talk to you at bars.
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Truth Men, Pan Handling Pros & the Hurricane Deflector | CCS#39

Carmen talks about how awesome it would be to have a Batmobile, and why he couldn't be trusted with one, and while looking for ways to afford one, stumbles across an untapped market for panhandlers, and creates a new and horrific twist of Frankenstein.
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Minority report, Existential Edibles & Milk Baths | CCS#38

Carmen makes Mike sick with an image of fat guys laying in baked beans that can predict criminals before they commit crimes. Carmen reveals what he thinks about how sexy the future will be whatever that means. Mike talks about his recent horrific experience with Delta 8 which has him swearing off edibles for good. Carmen gets dragged into talking about an old lady giving milk baths to men and how creepy she appears in the pictures. 
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Street Kids, Corn Culture & a Comics Wet Dream | CCS#37

Carmen's need for therapy grows more apparent as he talks fondly about his time growing up in Cleveland dreaming of owning graphic tees, gives us a peek at the culture of Iowa, and about who owns the gun that killed his dad.
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The Hatemobile, Peer Pressure Comedy, & Shooting the Moon | CCS#36

Carmen talks about the time he snuck a buffet onto a flight, how he was unintentionally bullied into comedy, and tries to keep Mike off his 'Hate-mobile'
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"Those People" | CCS#35

Carmen gives some advice on how to prepare for going to a strip club, about how sometimes the stage is like a prison, and about how he got slapped by a stranger.
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V Dicks, Fake Humble & the Underground Comedy Scene | CCS#34

Carmen rants about how many people try to be fake for attention, talks about the importance of being able to fart openly in a relationship, and why he loves shitty gigs.
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